Dear Monday- You’re here…. It’s one of those weird weeks where half of me says, “What’s up Monday? Good to see you homes.” The other half of me says, “I hate your guts. Why do you insist on coming back every week?” I guess when in doubt, I need to say, “Come steal me away Friday.”
Dear Fat- I hate that because of you, I will have to stop eating my white chocolate, macadamia nut cookies. By the way, I’m no longer the only one that acknowledges you. Thanks for staying long enough for someone to notice that you have become a permanent resident. I despise you.
Dear Nashville- Excitement is an understatement when I think about the country music heaven I am about to experience. I cannot wait to see the Grand Ole Opry! I don’t care if my cowgirl boots tell the locals that I’m a tourist. I’m Asian with a camera. I doubt the boots were going to be their first tip off.
Dear New Home- Hopefully the closing goes well. I get all warm and fuzzy when I think about building a home with my lobster. *blink*- anyone want to help us paint for some free beer?
Dear American Gypsies- Why does every gypsy guy lay black asphalt as a career? I’d like to see an episode that shows both the guys and gals valuing education and obtaining a college degree. I’d also like to see an episode where people actually have decent grammar. Although, my jaw dropped when a bridesmaid and the aunt in law got into a brutal physical altercation. It’s totally Jerry Springer meets Jersey Shore. Crazy!
Dear Nasa Shuttle Exhibit- Thank goodness the shuttle transfer has halted. It was hell not being able to leave our street this weekend because you had to transport the space shuttle. We missed Einstein’s Bagels because you blocked the road. If you have ever had the Jalapeno Salsa Shmear, you would be apologizing to us.
Dear Sand Castle Tournament- I won’t miss you again next year. I bet the creations were awesome!
Dear Thursday- That’s right, my weekend starts on Thursday this week. Hallalejeuh! Because you don’t come soon enough Friday, you have been replaced. Let’s see how fast you will come next week now.