Quisine and Quirks

The boyfriend and I consistently have “dance parties.” We don’t really dance. I’m not sure why we call it that because we do nothing but crank up the music, sing at the top of our lungs as we sip on our adult beverage of choice.

Ever wonder what you should drink while walking through the valley of death with Coolio or while you’re unapologetically realizing that you did again with Brit Brit? Check out www.Drinkify.org. Still in holiday hangover mode? Then check out the holiday edition by visiting www.holiday.drinkify.org.

Type in the name of an artist and a personalized drink for that artist will come up. Essentially it is the drink that person would be sippin’ on as they are rollin’ down the street. Ok, that musical reference wasn’t nearly as clever as the Coolio or Britney one. You get one good witty comment a post ok?

Anyways, it’s pretty fun, but it sure does eat up some time. You may have to weigh your time wasters and pick one or the other tonight. Pinterest or Drinkify? If you have a boyfriend, he will vote Drinkify all the way. Time for a little dranky drank!

Some Sunday Funnies for your Father’s Day

Problem Solved….

For the boyfriend…. He loves this song

Dear Monday- I think I hate you even more this week. After extending my weekend by an additional 3 days, I am dreading my corporate America Tuesday… *sigh* …. can’t I just go to music festivals for a living?

Dear Krystal Bear- The words heat rash and ding a ling come to mind. You are one hysterical mama!

Dear K-9 Drug Doggy- How much pot did you confiscate from Bonnaroo? You looked awful observant today in Nashville. 

Dear Holli Cheeks aka Wifey- We will be motor boatin’ next CMA. Plan on it. Make sure you start on the to do list Krystal and I created. Emphasis on the tour bus and Riverfront condo please *smile*

Dear Opry Grill- I would have loved to consume Loretta Lynn’s dumplings. However, anything fried in LARD will not fit into my “healthy” regimen. Maybe I can have it when the waitress does not use the word lard. Oil, grease or shortening are sufficient alternatives.

Dear Bootlegger’s Inn Bar Owner- Yup, my girl called you out. Your shots are teeny tiny. Don’t get so offended. Make the shots bigger than a thimble. Problem solved.

Dear Asian CMA Peeps- Thanks for having me be 1 of 15 Asian peeps in attendance. That’s right. I counted. Maybe there is a demographic for an Asian country singer…hehe, just kidding.

Dear BlackBerry- I know, I know…you felt neglected. No worries. I will be tethered to you for the remainder of the week. Gosh you are so needy!

Dear Friday- Bring me music and beer. ASAP. *shakes my cup*

Putting a little hehe in your Sunday morning…

In Honor of CMA Fest…Miranda Lambert got it right…

This one is for my sis…..

Another one for my sis…..

A bit late, but better now than never. Laugh it up with some Sunday Funnies!