Dear Monday- You are the first official Monday of 2013. Yippee! Today was quite the productive Monday. That seems to be the theme of 2013. That week off of work sure did put me right back in the saddle for work. Not to mention, I have become extremely motivated to clean and organize. OMG, who am I?!
Dear WordPress Software- Why do you keep turning my freaking font blue? Every time I hit backspace, you turn blue. Is this funny to you because it sure is not to me!
Dear BAMA- You are definitely showing those Fighting Irish that they throw bows like girls. (no offense girls…) Seriously, I throw more dangerous bows than those pansy Notre Dame players. Just don’t drop your championship trophy this year ok?
Dear Rachel vs. Guy- I caught the last two episodes of the first season yesterday. Coolio vs. Lou Diamond Phillips? Coolio was cracking me up! I mistakenly thought the crazy dreads coming out of his fedora were feathers. In the words of Coolio “SchockaZAM!” I am so using that in a business meeting this week. I wonder how my VP of Sales will react when I yell out “SchockaZAM!” Shenanigans!
Dear Honey Boo Boo- You never let me down. Your Honey Boo Boo Halloween sure did hit the spot for a good laugh. Even better, I looked up #HoneyBooBoo on Twitter. There was a picture of June. The caption read “She has a boyfriend and you’re still single. Let that sink in for a minute.” SNAP!
Dear Johnny Football- Shouldn’t you know better than to get caught drinking on camera? You need to check yourself because the rules still apply to you.
Dear Kris and Bruce Jenner- Just get divorced already. Nobody cares about your millions at risk or that you participate in cross dressing. Your family is a hot mess so I think cross dressing is not much of a shock.
Dear Fellow Big Booty Judy Sisters- If you cannot zip your dress up while it is on you, do not attempt to zip it up off your body and then attempt to pull it over your head and down your body. (Yes I know that is a long run on sentence. Forgive me) This is extremely true advice if you think you can do it with a sequin dress. It will not work. You will get stuck right about the shoulders, unable to see out of your dress because your arms are flapping like chicken wings out of the top.Trust me. I speak from experience. It was called NYE 2013.
Dear OJ Brigance- Your story is amazing. It is downright inspirational. Hats off to you for keeping the faith and a positive perspective despite the challenges you continue to face.
Dear Friday- Happy 2013. It’s going to be an amazing year. I can just feel it in my bones. Happy happy New Year! It’s a come back kind of year. As said by one of the greatest come backs of all time, “It’s Britney bitch!”